kirk1701™ Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 GRANDMA ISN'T STUPID The doctor who had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her adult life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!? "Yes, they help me sleep at night". "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possiblly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. BELIEVE ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP!
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