Only in Kentucky... in Chat Posted November 12, 2006 Actually, he was a comte or count (earl is the English equivalent for those of you in Rio Linda). Sorry, but restraining the urge to be a wiseass for me would be like finding a naked Salma Hayek in my hotel room and then walking out. NOT!!! Just rub salt in the wound, Minty. Salt in the wound. Are you kidding? I'd pull a Kung Pow: Enter The Fist! I'd use salt, lemon juice, and mercury on the wound! I would then legally change my name to Mark K. Desaad.