ROBAK Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 (edited) I knew I heard some strange noise on my desk earlier but could not find what it was until I got to the bottom of my can of Coke. Damn fly (still alive) ended up in my mouth which caused me to spew all over my stuff. Now my keyboard is sticky, and the little bastard got away before I could smash him. Edited October 11, 2005 by ROBAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirk1701™ Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I knew I heard some strange noise on my desk earlier but could not find what it was until I got to the bottom of my can of Coke. Damn fly (still alive) ended up in my mouth which caused me to spew all over my stuff. Now my keyboard is sticky, and the little bastard got away before I could smash him. Just the thought of a fly in my mouth makes me wanna fcuken :& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Thats gross - I bloody hate flies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snazz Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 People really hate spiders, but for me spiders eat and catch flys, so the spider wins everytime for me. I never kill spiders, but fly always die near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Same here snazz - spiders can do no wrong in my book.... whereas flies are bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutach Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 You realise had you swallowed the little bugger, your stomach acids woulda had him in no time Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Yuk ! But the thought of it ???!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutach Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 (edited) You tell me you never swallowed a bloody fly before? Gedouttahere! Regards Edited October 6, 2005 by blutach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grain Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I spilled a coke on a keyboard once, fuckin awful. Good luck on the clean up ROBAK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirk1701™ Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I spilled a coke on a keyboard once, fuckin awful. Good luck on the clean up ROBAK. Quicker to just buy a new keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clink Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I once had a painted toe nail in a can of coke :& . They gave me ?30 and 2 crates of coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grain Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I sprayed half a can of WD-40 on it, which helped fuck all, but made a fine mess, then I threw it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 You sprayed WD-40 on Clinks painted toenail?? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grain Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 (edited) I thought it would help him with the payout, but 30 quid for a case of athletes tongue, I think he should have held out for more Edited October 6, 2005 by Grain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clink Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 The worst thing was. It looked like a Cashew Nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grain Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 are you sure it wasn't the whole skanky little toe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clink Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I hope not. It touched my teeth :& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grain Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I wonder if it had touched cloth at some point............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutach Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Good one clink Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBAK Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 I spilled a coke on a keyboard once, fuckin awful. Good luck on the clean up ROBAK. Quicker to just buy a new keyboard I agree completely, and as I am a cheapo, I use the 7.99 keyboards and they usually last until I drop something on it again. Although, I think I still got a spare XT keyboard in the garage I can dig up. I have so much old computer junk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 (edited) Hey we could start a new thread "Most disgusting foreign object found in Food or Drink" Edited October 7, 2005 by lfcrule1972 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maritimer Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 So far Clink is in the lead! :& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirk1701™ Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Hey we could start a new thread "Most disgusting foreign object found in Food or Drink" On that note The reason I can't eat pitza hut pitza Went in, placed order and for some reason even when eating in the restaurant they put the pie in a box We'll, sat down and opened the box and out crawled two roaches. :& I smashed one right in my hand and took the pies and my hand back to the desk. Can you believe the manager did not want to give me my money back Out came cell phone and speed dials health department Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutach Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Yup, I reckon that beats the fly in the coke, hands down. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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