Fly in my Coke!

[ROBAK]

I knew I heard some strange noise on my desk earlier but could not find what it was until I got to the bottom of my can of Coke. Damn fly (still alive) ended up in my mouth which caused me to spew all over my stuff. Now my keyboard is sticky, and the little bastard got away before I could smash him.

Edited October 11, 2005 by ROBAK

[kirk1701™]

I knew I heard some strange noise on my desk earlier but could not find what it was until I got to the bottom of my can of Coke. Damn fly (still alive) ended up in my mouth which caused me to spew all over my stuff. Now my keyboard is sticky, and the little bastard got away before I could smash him.

 

Just the thought of a fly in my mouth makes me wanna fcuken :&

[lfcrule1972]

Thats gross - I bloody hate flies....

[Snazz]

People really hate spiders, but for me spiders eat and catch flys, so the spider wins everytime for me. I never kill spiders, but fly always die near me.

[lfcrule1972]

Same here snazz - spiders can do no wrong in my book.... whereas flies are bastards

[blutach]

You realise had you swallowed the little bugger, your stomach acids woulda had him in no time

 

Regards

[lfcrule1972]

Yuk ! But the thought of it ???!!

[blutach]

You tell me you never swallowed a bloody fly before? Gedouttahere!

 

Regards

Edited October 6, 2005 by blutach

[Grain]

I spilled a coke on a keyboard once, fuckin awful. Good luck on the clean up ROBAK.

[kirk1701™]

I spilled a coke on a keyboard once, fuckin awful. Good luck on the clean up ROBAK.

 

Quicker to just buy a new keyboard

[clink]

I once had a painted toe nail in a can of coke :& . They gave me ?30 and 2 crates of coke

[Grain]

I sprayed half a can of WD-40 on it, which helped fuck all, but made a fine mess, then I threw it away.

[jack]

You sprayed WD-40 on Clinks painted toenail?? Why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Grain]

I thought it would help him with the payout, but 30 quid for a case of athletes tongue, I think he should have held out for more

Edited October 6, 2005 by Grain

[clink]

The worst thing was. It looked like a Cashew Nut

[Grain]

are you sure it wasn't the whole skanky little toe?

[clink]

I hope not. It touched my teeth :&

[Grain]

[jack]

I wonder if it had touched cloth at some point.............

[blutach]

Good one clink

 

Regards

[ROBAK]

I spilled a coke on a keyboard once, fuckin awful. Good luck on the clean up ROBAK.

 

Quicker to just buy a new keyboard

 

I agree completely, and as I am a cheapo, I use the 7.99 keyboards and they usually last until I drop something on it again. Although, I think I still got a spare XT keyboard in the garage I can dig up. I have so much old computer junk!

[lfcrule1972]

Hey we could start a new thread "Most disgusting foreign object found in Food or Drink"

Edited October 7, 2005 by lfcrule1972

[Guest maritimer]

So far Clink is in the lead! :&

[kirk1701™]

Hey we could start a new thread "Most disgusting foreign object found in Food or Drink"

 

On that note

 

The reason I can't eat pitza hut pitza

Went in, placed order and for some reason even when eating in the restaurant they put the pie in a box

 

We'll, sat down and opened the box and out crawled two roaches. :&

 

I smashed one right in my hand and took the pies and my hand back to the desk. Can you believe the manager did not want to give me my money back

 

Out came cell phone and speed dials health department

[blutach]

Yup, I reckon that beats the fly in the coke, hands down.

 

Regards