dbminter

Gives new meaning to the old problem of having to clean your mouse balls.

Surely one of Shamus in Tweety Pie water wings exists somewhere? As for mine, I normally CHARGE for the type of pictures taken of me as a child... What the hell am I saying?!

Office Depot near me normally has surprisingly good deals on decent quality media. BUT, this one I just had to laugh at! Buy 1 100 DVD-R stack for $80, get another free. Unfortunately, they were Memorex DVD-R! :& So, isn't that more like buy 1, get none free?

If you can't take the heat, don't go skinny dipping into the heart of the sun!

I work AFTERNOONS, part time, thank you very much! As for the quality of the bars I frequent, well, it's my choice who I with!

Hey, wait... are those... no, it can't be! Are those water wings attached to the dog's neck?!

Also notice how the dog kind of looks disinterested, even, maybe disappointed...

THAT'S what he's doing with all those penguins, then! Poppins, indeed!

He asked her to but she wooden go. Hey, that one's pretty good, actually!

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!

"I hate Captain Block!"

It's not the keyboard you have to worry about with the It's the modem cable. Let's NOT relive THAT again, eh?

I don't know he had breasts. ... Oh, BEAST!

Then, she said, "Good, keep up the work at this pace and you'll eventually start looking good!"

Oh, he took my joke!

"What big teeth you have!" "All the better to eat you with, my dear!" "What a big tongue you have!" "All the better to eat you with, my dear!" "What a big nose you have!" "All the better to eat you with, my dear!" "And, what a big... oh... sorry, spoke too soon!"

UGH!

So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?

This Smilie is called Dirol, apparently. I notice he's chewing gum, so, is this the same Dirol made by Cadbury? I believe it's a sugar free brand sold in Europe?

Yeah, I heard it about a week after I had just had a thought about his still being alive. I had heard of a new moving coming out with John Astin (Gomez Addams and Professor/Doctor Mortimer/Putrid T. Gangreen from various Killer Tomatoes properties) and that reminded me that Al Lewis was also getting old. I remember him most for Leo on Car 54, Where Are You? So... I killed Al Lewis! I didn't mean to! #39;( to Grandpa Munster and a to those family and friends he left behind.

All these puns! Come on, people! "Turning Japanese! I think I'm turning Japanese! I really think so!"

...dancing... ...penguins... ...must... ...watch... Sorry for the late happy birthday. Should read the New Posts more often. It's my tradition, so, better stick with it! "Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Whoopty doo! Whoopty doo! May it be pleasant! OPEN UP YOUR PRESENT! Just for you! Just for you!"

HA! Got you there! I don't have a day job!

Sort of sung to Simon Says by The 1910 Fruit Gum Company: "Why don't you play a game with me? It's not so very hard to do. It's called Crocodiles And Waterwings! I'll teach it to you, too!" And... that's as far as I got!

He always was. C&W being Crocodiles and Waterwings. He invented his own sport where the goal is to slip the water wings on them and get them floating up on the surface without being eaten in the process. The winner is the one who does it fastest.