Movie Junkie

WE'VE GOT MOVIE JUNKIE...YOU"RE NEXT KEVDRIVER!

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Kev, we have to pretend we don't see them. Maybe they will go away... #39;(

That would mean Corny would get stewed to the Gills.

Huh??

OK, your screen is clean.

Fish Corn?? I had a Cornucopia of things to say but now I'm Cornfused.

HEY EVERYBODY...Bill's johnson is scary...

That's what he gets for Poping off when the heat's on! Btw...Bill, you're still...wait, I mean your johnsons still it.

I would agree with you but they're listening. They're watching and listening. They're everywhere...watching and listening! And if you don't watch what you do and say, sometime, in the wee hours of the night, the shadow people will come a looking for you! Shhhh. You've seen them too, huh?

I would agree with you but they're listening. They're watching and listening. They're everywhere...watching and listening!

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

BTW, now, I've heard he disappears at night to go out stalking the gal he's been trying to woo lately. Not only that but he just found out that he's going to be a Pop!

As it turns out you're not it, your johnson is it.

UGH!

It sounds like you're a bit paranoid about Microsoft.

I heard he was lost in a maize.

The first guy says "You're from Ireland?" The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about in Ireland might you be from?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, in what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self." About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight." Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?" "The Murphy twins are drunk again."

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Wasn't that the eleventh commandment?

That's only because they haven't gotten the bugs worked out yet. #39;(

Amen to that!

Hello, Corny???, Hellooooo Corny???? Corny, are you there???