[Shamus McFartfinger]

Hope you had a good one mate.

[The Latest DVD Writers' True Speeds]

Hi dopey!

[Mozilla]

I always use Opera. I have real problems with Firefox, the web pages judder up and down and dont open properley. Un-installed and re-installed half a dozen times and still no joy. Re-downloaded the installer and run a million virus and spyware scans and checked all the settings and the pages still shake up and down. God knows what causes it, but I cant cure it. I suspect there must be some sort of clash with something but I have no idea what it is. Uninstalled it and stuck with opera. I use Slimbrowser as a surrogate for I.E. when needed as well.

[6 months]

I like it! It's time to smack jack!!!!

[6 months]

It went under on my birthday!

[I love summer]

Organic but inanimate through lack of use these days!

[I love summer]

Polo, I dont want to die!!! Certainly not at the hands of the momma that can handle that beast!!!

[I love summer]

Fooking Hell! That three way rabbit is scary! I dont want to go anywhere near a woman who can handle one of those!!!!!

[I love summer]

"The polar caps arent melting, we are liberating the water!!"

 

 

 

 

Apoligies to any G.W. supporters, just joking.

[Am I a bad person?]

I have to ask, are you are a bad person? How was your childhood? Did you have a good relationship with your mother? Oh, and did you ever kill any of your pets? The answers to these questions should tell you if you are a bad person or not.

[What is new in ImgBurn over DVD Decrypter?]

Congrats zacoz - you have a long way to go to get near my "uselessness" tho

Dont even try Z, LFC's kind of useless is way out of reach of mere mortals!!

[Now, HERE'S a candidate we can all agree on!]

And he walks on water!!!

[Little Britain series 3 starts tonight]

I liked the M.P! "As I reached for a Murray mint I fell and a part of my body entered him."

[Maybe a Settings Guide]

Brian really should have stayed a way form that Judith. Welsh tart!!

 

Cant beat the meaning of life. Every sperm is sacred..........

[Name that Movie !]

Hmmm... this:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/jpel...02/takethat.gif

 

and that:

 

http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/headsmash.gif

 

together in the same post... there is something to that.

 

 

I never even thought of it like that DB!! I've had that av since the other place and they never get tired!!!!

[Name that Movie !]

This was on T.V. a couple of weeks ago I'm sure! I had a couple of days off sick and I'm sure that's when I watched it. Howard Keel waving his big hose around. No wonder LFC knew what film it was!!

[A picture of lfcrule1972]

The diet's going well. You looking a lot slimmer these days.

[Cornholio]

Actually, you have a point. I always thought that they were both fit, but I was only a teenager then and you know what it's like at that age. If it moves f@#k it!

[Cornholio]

Jack

 

so you didnt prefer a George or an Andy then ?

 

 

Stubbly puffs arent my thing!

 

Pepsi and Shirlie are though!!

[Cornholio]

Prefered Shirlie myself...........

[Cornholio]

Not again! How many bloody birthdays are you having??!!

Happy birthday mate. Have a good one.

[Someone set this dickhead straight please]

How square is that guys head??? And the bastards pinched Jimmy Hill's chin!!!

[Sarcastic Comment]

"Fuckwit! " Works for me.

[Would this fly where you work?]

 

We did have a guy at my company who booked two weeks off and then forgot to come back after the two weeks were over!! Had to call him and find out where he was!! He just said "I knew there was something I was supposed to do this week!"

[Is it true? No rabbits in Portland, Dorset?]

Never heard the phrase"Fucks like a rabbit!"?

 

You do need a role of tape though...............