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What a revolting development!
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What a shocking pun!
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Beats the cost of Viagra!
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LUK likes to get people's hopes up prematurely announcing a new release. That way, when it finally does come out, you feel that much better about yourself. Naw, it's just something called real life that gets in the way.
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I've heard they cut a little close there...
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The complete top 10 list included: 10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Texas 9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va. 8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J. 7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J. 6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz. 5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston 4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga. 3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge) 2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa. 1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich. I can expect one of these entries will garner some immediate responses from some...
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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html "Man severs own penis, throws it at officers March 17, 2006 BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Smashing car windows Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said. Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said. The occupants were not home, he added. Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said. "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said. Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said. "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works. "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. Contributing: Annie Sweeney" Okay... so, the cops aren't certain if this dick cut off his... well, anyway, before he threw the knives or not. Yet, they also claimed he came running out naked first? So, they didn't notice he was missing vital anatomy and/or a large blood stream oozing from where the wound would be? Also, I have to ask this. When a man is Tasered, often times, he will have an involuntary erection... so, did this guy spray all over the place when Tasered? :&
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HA! Even now you see how indestructible I am! You attempted to destroy me, yet, I still survived! Only suffered a hobble, a black eye, a case of mumps, apparently, and an equally apparently sealed anal cavity! You are one WEIRD hero...
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Sorry, but, anyone dumb enough to support me would let even worse people walk all over them and forfeits their right to life! GUARDS!
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http://www.afterdawn.com/glossary/terms/riplock.cfm
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How wude! All he tried to do was pass along some smilies, and you have to go and tell him to bugger off?
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I appreciate your vote of confidence in me. And, rest assured, I will try to justify your future faith in me by doing the best I can for myself.
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Some would say every time you have sex, you take a gamble...
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Dalek escapes for the first time on a North American network this Friday.
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Was wondering if anyone knew the RipLock state, present or not, active or not, able to be turned off or not, for the following listed drives? LG's GSA-4081B - I am relatively sure this one has RipLock active from the manufacturer. LG's LG GSA-4040B aka GMA-4040B - I believe the same is the case for this drive as for the 4081. Sony's DRU-500a - I believe this has RipLock and that it cannot be removed normally. But, was a firmware ever released where it was unlocked? Sony's DRU-700a which is, I believe, aka an OEM of the LiteOn SOHW-832S LiteOn CD-RW/DVD-ROM Model LTC-48161H
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Being a resident of Nevada, sadly, this is not true. You can ask my brother-in-law whose currently sitting in County. By it, I meant that things that would illegal just about anywhere else, like whoring and gambling, are okay since the whole place was founded by mobsters.
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Godawful things! My first boss smoked cigars in the adjoining room... but you smelled them all over the building! At my last job, someone in accounting who was the liason between accounting and IT, smoked them. Foul smelling things filtered even into the computer room. Where there was supposed to be no smoking! A friend of mine also smoked them... but, NEVER here. I can tolerate if someone visitng wants to smoke and takes it outside. BUT, even then, they bring the smoke back IN. I can tolerate that SLIGHTLY. But, I won't take cigar smoke!
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And it's getting hard to see... room's filling up with acrid, choking smoke... Now, we really need some cigarette smoking and a coughing Smilie.
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It is a case of do as I say, not as I do. You think the people who mandiated the laws that everyone get stopped, delayed, checked, double checked, rechecked, rectally probed, have their phone calls monitored, their library records perodically scanned, their movie rentals cross checked, etc. would make sure they WEREN'T exempt from the same interference? WRONG! The people on Capitol Hill, etc. don't get searched. Just waltzed right in as long as they're wearing "da button," nothing that could be easily forged or anything! What would you expect? These people don't even READ the laws they pass or fail! They merely go with ad hoc public opinion based on what they're told is in a bill.
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The thing that gets me is, as has been pointed out, why would any terrorist BLATANTLY flag something they want to hide with a ? on it?! TOO easily draws attention! That would have been like one of the terrorists who flew into the targets on 9-11 wearing a golden T-shirt with a ? on it. Eh, actually, he probably WOULD have passed through unaccosted, anyway!
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"They're signing up the seamen fast!"
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I've had the plot all along! It's right here in this little bottle. Labeled PLOT, clearly, in big, bold letters. Oh, no, that's the one that says POT. My bad!
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Mars has a relatively neutral atmosphere, so, yes, Venusians could withstand a common cold. The trick is they bring their own bottled atmospheres. Those stupid Martians came here and thought they had the world to themselves. But, the buggers were dumb enough to breathe our air, even though there is none of it on Mars to breathe, so, go figure. The Venusians were laughing their 3 asses off (Two in the back, one in the front.) when their probes beamed back the pathetic Martian invasion of 1898. Even more so when the dumb Reds, as they call them, tried again in 1938, 1953, 1988, and 2005.
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Oh, man, check THIS one out... http://www.gamespot.com/news/6147012.html "Power-up prank lands gamers in trouble Ohio girls face potential charges for joke after bomb squad is called; teenagers made life-size Mario power-up boxes, hung them around town. Games have gotten some kids in trouble again, but this time it's a far cry from the Devin Moore case, which continues to make headlines. This time the source of the problem wasn't an M-rated game like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas or Doom, it was the seemingly innocuous Super Mario Bros. In the town of Ravenna, Ohio, five teenage girls, ages 16 and 17, crafted some life-sized power-up boxes modeled after those in the NES classic. The cardboard boxes were covered in shiny, gold wrapping paper and had the black question marks familiar to most gamers. As an April Fools joke, the girls laid 17 of these boxes around the town in public spaces Friday morning. The humor was lost on some residents, however. After noticing one package on the steps of a church, a concerned citizen reported the "suspicious package" to local authorities, who called in the county's hazardous materials unit and the bomb squad. Upon further inspection, no materials designed to harm people, mushrooms to increase a person's size, or flowers that bestow the ability to project bouncing fireballs were found inside the boxes. The packages were empty. Ravenna Police Chief Randall McCoy told the online edition of the Record-Courier that one girl came into the police department with one of her parents and claimed responsibility, saying it was just a joke. Apparently, the girls got the idea from the Web site Qwantz.com, which gives detailed instructions on how to make the boxes. The Web site intended the posting to inspire art projects, and several subversive artists have submitted photos of their Mario blocks in action across the country. The girls face possible criminal charges for their actions. While most in the online community think the authority's actions are a tad extreme, McCoy defends the proceedings of his department. "The potential is always present when dealing with a suspicious package that it could be deadly," McCoy told the Record-Courier. "In today's day and age, you just cannot do this kind of stuff." A posting on Quantz.com responds to the incident in Ravenna. "Not everyone has the same cultural context and not everyone is relaxed about public spaces. [The idea of the project] is to bring a smile to people's faces, to get them to connect with their neighbors, to bring color into an otherwise grey urban landscape. [We] are deeply sorry that things are not working out in Ravenna." By Tim Surette -- GameSpot Posted Apr 3, 2006 3:21 pm PT" Anyone who wants to prosecute underage girls for a prank like this is a fucking idiot! There, I said it! HOW many terrorists are going to leave a bomb with a GODDAMN QUESTION MARK blatantly on it?! "A golden box... with a question mark on it... golden box... gold... streets of gold... Heaven... question mark... perpetual VIRGINS! GOOD ALLAH! 'TIS A HOMICIDE BOMBER'S BOMB! Goddamn it, Muhammad!" I mean, with those kinds of clues, you might as well suspect ? And The Mysterians of making an unexpected, unintended come back! Jesus, it's been 21 years since Super Mario Brothers was unleashed upon the world! Every kid since then has been exposed to it. Thus, by proxy, those kids who are now adults know what it is! It's not like it's a mystery WHAT they mean... WHY someone would do it, yes, I can see asking that question. Because, it is kind of dumb. Especially for an April Fool's Day prank. I mean, WHO are you intending to fool? Although they never intended to trick anyone, those two sure made a fool out of some tight assed people who revealed their sheer stupidity overreacting to this.
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Hey, I've gotta go with the winning side! Any race that can withstanding breathing layers of sulfuric acid has got to have the advantage over us.