Movie Junkie

You haven't taken your medication yet today, have you DB? (Speaking in a whisper to the rest of the members here, MJ says..."and after DB takes his medicine this is what happens."

Get it at your local grocer today!

Exactly.

In a laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. In a london department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. In another office: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.) Outside a second hand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. Quicksand Warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. Notice in a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness. Spotted in a safari park: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. On a repair shop door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) Spotted in a toilet in a london office block: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

THIS JUST IN... Rearrange the letters in "Kirk Banned" and you'll come up with "Naked Brink".

I think I'll leave you In The Dark for awhile. Don't worry though I'll Shed Some Light on it tomorrow.

Since it's yellow, are you sure it was done with a pen?

Here's one for you. very good MJ

Be careful Kev. Asking people to switch subjects could cause them to Turn On you.

Part III will be up in the next day or two.

Here's one for you.

That's exactly what he did. The first picture, and all of the rest are just as I put up.

Wire we even talking about this?

AMEN to that! You'll have to excuse me now, I must get back to my hooker.

noooo, now your having us on Yea I try my best to entertain WOW! I wish I could think of witty things like that.