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5...N(c6)e7

4...Bd7

Hi mate, I only use the Made in Japan ones and avoid everything else...with the extra lubricant... Regards,

Oops my bad...we started off PK4 then switched to the usual chess notation...sorry... Yes 2...Nc6, followed by, 3...Pd6

I just felt sorry for you... 2...Nf3

Feel like I've walked in on a family argument. As with all these things I always feel there's something sexual lurking in the background - perhaps hiring a hotel room would help. Well we've done guns and politics what shall we do next? How about religion? Blutach I haven't played in some time, but I don't suppose you'll be much of a challenge... 1...p-K4

Just back from EuroDisney which is good but not as good as Florida... Happy Birthday Loco... Jorden sets up her phone to vibrate Cancer eh? I'm always surprised by you blokes... Cancer The Myth: Cancerians, we are asked to believe, are soft, soppy, supposedly sweet natured folk who can't say boo to a goose. These kind, gentle timid types are fond of home and hearth, devoted to their families and keen to live as much as possible in a cosy world of calm and comfort. They exist only to please others and love nothing more than martyrdom! The Truth: While this pretty piece of propaganda may accurately describe the soft underbelly of the crab, it makes no allowance for that terribly tough shell or those powerful pincers. Cancerians are quite capable of kicking up a fuss and putting up a fight. It's just that they prefer a quiet life when they can get one. Thus, they wait till a crucial line has been crossed before letting their anger out. Once that happens though, they summon the same steely resolve that they normally apply to keeping trouble at bay. They reserve their own strength only because they are slightly scared of it. The Key To Success: To be a Cancerian is to be blessed with an infallible inner radar screen. It is to care, passionately, about the people who matter to you and the causes that have meaning to you. It is to know, always, what must be done and why - and never to be wrong. Yet it is also to feel your best is never good enough, even though it certainly is. All you ever have to do, to be successful, is be yourself with a little more confidence. Regards,

Happy Birthday from me too on holiday, so sorry for being late.

Best wishes from me too... ...she's wondering what you'd like for a birthday present... Regards,

Thats so true... I promise to love, honour, obey & never enjoy myself again.

Whatever happened to Charlton Heston? Not the actor, but the bloke who signed on to wind us up...maybe it was one of the regulars...

You might be joking mate, but a pre-nuptial agreements a good idea. The biggest transfer of wealth from men to women here in the UK is through divorce...

Friggin double post...sorry about that. and now a short limerick: A lascivious monk from Dundee Buggered a nun in a tree While deep in her ass He chanted High Mass And even the Pope came to see

Get married as soon as possibles my advice. After all, why should you be walking about happy? Yeah, I'm divorced too...

Hello my friend and welcome to the forum We could do with a mod round here for when somebody posts a gun thread or something like that Regards,

Nope - think you need cash activation for that to work...

Hello Imgburn friends, I bought this voice activation software for my son to use, and of course I'm messing around with it, and guess what? - it will open Imgburn by voice! That is so cool!!! All I have to say is 'Open Imgburn' and it does it. It even does it while saying it in a sentence. I have no real reason in posting this I just wanted to show I can be as geeky as everyone else. Regards from pleased as punch person...

Catherine Tate as the new companion, and Dennis Hopper as a new villain, according to the Sun. The Sun also says that Doctor Who after the next series would be a number of specials shown throughout the year. The Last of the Time Lords. I liked some of it and yet other bits I didn't. The revelation about Captain Jack was good as was Martha leaving. They hung it out a bit her going and then just as you think she was gone, she turned round and went back into the tardis. The bit where the hand picks up the ring from the ashes of the Master at the end was so Flash Gordon, so it looks like they will be bringing back the master, but with a different actor each time - or actress. I am writing this with my new speech recognition software. It's groovy, I just speak into a microphone and the words appear on the page. It's different from writing a sentence because you cannot speak and figure it out as you go. You have to know exactly what you're saying before you speak. Just thought I'd let you know anyway. PS it knew tardis!

Nice one! Preproduction will start just as soon as the casting couch comes back from being cleaned - had a few nasty stains apparently... Do you want in? Sure we could find you a job helping the girls...

WE all go round a mates on bonfire night the weekend after the 5th cos the fireworks are usually on discount. We only take one firework each - the biggest we can afford. Last year one guy was a hero saying his firework cost over

Looking at your gifs jack, I think you may have a thing about the women in Dr Who. Anyway another season draws to a close and overall some excellent stuff. Don't think they'll get rid of the Master for good in the last ep, so he'll probably be back. RTD said in Confidential that they were resurrecting an old villain next season, so who could that be? My dosh is on Davros. If RTD runs true to form he would have dropped hints of forthcoming villains in previous eps he wrote. Only trouble is, if he did I didn't spot them... Ah well...

Old people want the old days...

Sound of Drums. Christ I hope it gets better. Imperial Probe Droids attack Earth while they watch it from a SHIELD Helicarrier. Or Skybase - whatever. The Time Lords brought back The Master to fight the Time War. He took one look and scarpered. They also made him look into the time vortex when he was 8 and it sent him bonkers. Is it me or is this bollocks? Saw them going back using Jacks watch - the tv Jack not our jack...(love the Perri gifs jack ) Don't like the new Master. Not a fan of the actor, not keen on all the gay crap either.

Hi Pm... I'm starting to agree with you on the prequel books. I'm half way through the first one and ground to a halt. Nothing new has been added and it just seems an exploitation of Frank's existing ideas. Thanks for the book recommendations...I've read every Frank Hurbert I could starting with, I think, Dragon in the Sea. Every Asimov, Heinlein, Van Voght, Poul Anderson as well along with Niven & Pournell - particular favourites of mine, and loads of others. Yeah, its been a while, but that other Frank Hurbert universe is starting to come back. Jorj X. McKie - yeah coming back now. The nearest I get to historical fiction is Dr Who. The good stuff gets sold abroad, but the rubbish they put on here would fill a warehouse. I know facts get changed when a story is filmed. Even LOR was altered a bit and they got round the problem of showing Tom Bandabill by leaving him out, and the scouring of the shire. Pity. An email from Mr Garibaldi eh? Nice. We didn't bring in VAT, it was a French invention... Yours, Aye...

Horses, Geckos, chipmonks? Live in the outback? Good point with youtube Shamus, it is low quality, trouble is millions look at it and somebody has put a guide to Imgburn on it. Might put a promo vid on... Don't really know enough about videoing or Imgburn to do forum guides, but I'd be happy to work with somebody. And that seems a good offer to host them Shamus. Be an interesting learning curve - I want to know more about vid cos I want to do a remake of Debbie Does Dallas - the next generation. Thanks for the replies guys Edit: wtf is Wink?