Sigh.... if the avatars on a mostly adult forum are troubling you, use the option on your control panel to not display them. Control Panel can be found top right of this screen in case you missed it.
Oh come on polo don't be unfair you know as well as I do that in the old DVDD days at least one of your examples turned out to be a demented feline that chewed through the PC wires
The BBC report also said the surgeons had been unable to reattach his penis altho it didn't mention him running a hot dog stall as well !! What a cock eh ?
Could work, slow shots of donta pumping some bimbo in the early morning mist as the Brian Eno track plays ......
Erm <cough> I seem to be giving this too much thought