Shamus_McFartfinger Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Corny: Best wishes to you, my friend and have a great day. May the beer flow etc and so forth... On his 43rd birthday, the husband (ready for a bit of slap and tickle with the wife) rolled over and started whispering sweet nothings into his wifes' ear. The wife was non-responsive and said "I have a headache". The husband (thinking quickly) said "No problem. I've just sprinkled my wedding tackle with aspirin. Would you prefer to take it orally or as a suppository?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheatking Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Great joke, Shamus! Happy Birthday, Corny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornholio7 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 thanks my friend, not quite the 20th here yet but i'll have a bottle of cola in your name , good joke thanks wheatking too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIGHTNING UK! Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 lol before I forget (even though it's not the 20th), Happy Birthday corny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornholio7 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 thanks boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinningwheel Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Corny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clink Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Happy Birthday matey. Have a cola on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenadjian Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Happy birthday mate, have a great day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 for tomorrow Corny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontasciime Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sorry mate I cannot afford the postage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Corny: Best wishes to you, my friend and have a great day. May the beer flow etc and so forth... On his 43rd birthday, the husband (ready for a bit of slap and tickle with the wife) rolled over and started whispering sweet nothings into his wifes' ear. The wife was non-responsive and said "I have a headache". The husband (thinking quickly) said "No problem. I've just sprinkled my wedding tackle with aspirin. Would you prefer to take it orally or as a suppository?" On his 43rd birthday, Corny rolled over and started whispering these sweet nothings into his wife's ear: "Not tonight, love. I have a headache." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutach Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Happy birthday corny. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdriver Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN !! Hope you have a great day "A". Will have A Cola in your honor Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornholio7 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 thanks everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonFriday13 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Happy Birthday from me as well. It will probably be for yesterday by the time I post . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grain Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Hope you have a grand day Mate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polopony Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 :happybday: best wishes KID Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 And, remember, you're only as old as the pain feels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornholio7 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 thanks guys @db i must be a lot older then - ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Happy Birthday mate! Have a good one and not too much cola, you know it makes you hyper!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply.Smooth Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 corny have a great day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornholio7 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 thanks again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundrush Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Grattis p? f?delsedagen...( did i get it correct...?) if not Happy Birthday Corny' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 (edited) @ Groundrush I think it's more like, til lykke med f?dselsdagen korn Edited October 20, 2006 by Jill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundrush Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 @ Groundrush I think it's more like, til lykke med f?dselsdagen korn Thanks Jill, i was trying to remember from one of his screen shots i saw the older i get, the worse the memory.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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