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Sorry MJ, temporary technical difficulties........... Its posted correctly now......

A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN! This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry? Send this to 5 People and the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.

As 3000 said...or... it could be what a RAM has to do after staying up all night drinking beer...... Spinner........ I had a ram leak once............... actually twice.......... now I have two kids........

The June Taylor Dancers.............. right on MJ. Couldn't remember their name for the life of me. That was great show....... a bus driver and a sewer worker.............. who woulda thought........ . check PM.

Well......... Happy Birthday Blu.............. All the best mate.

DISTANCE Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida..?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. . The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

I remember when Jackie Gleason died, I felt really bad about that........... remember watching him at 6PM on sat. nights The Jackie Gleason Show........ particularly the Honeymooners........ Gleason and Art Carney... bloody hillarious. Also when the show first started every night there were these dancers..... forget their names now, but they used to do camera shots from the ceiling looking down on them and some of the designs they did with thier legs were great.

During this time, Spinner awakens and finds himself in downtown Cleveland.... @ MJ........

Its too bad, all the good performers whether they be actors, comedians, whatever, are slowly leaving us one by one............ kinda makes you feel sad.................... and a bit older........

@ Shamus............ cheers mate. I've been busy loading up a new OS and a few new apps........ Did it on a older puter.... just in case, so far everything working 100% good..

Sounds like Victor Willis has turned into a real MACHO MAN.........

gotta stop these drinking binges.......... can't understand a bloody thing thats going on here...... .......................... #39;(

Too bad, Don Knotts had a unique way of making comedy happen................... #39;(

Johnsons Johnson was it, and it wasn't corny.................

kc 1, I know your fustrated, but with an attitude like that I think you'll be hard pressed to get any help here. LUK ( author of this program ) knows what he's talking about is only suggesting what he feels is the cause of your problems. I had the same problem as you way back when, and when I replaced my drive everything worked 100%. You asked a question and got an honest answer, there's always other resources for you to seek help with your problems in. P.S. This software is far from crap. Given the number of other programs that link to it for the burning part of said programs.......... All our Beta Testers know their stuff inside out as well, 99% of the time what they post is the fact of the problem. * RANT OFF *

There you go Cougar.......... You just met Mr. LUK..................

Cougar, I'd like to meet LUK also, but unfortunately that isn't in the cards( for me anyways ). I really think the the closest you will get to him is by interacting on the forum. Yes ImgBurn is a top notch program which will keep getting better in the future releases.

Wild ride is it Jersey Guy....................... #39;(

I'm sure UKL appreciates the good words Lambchop............... I'm also sure LUK does as well .

Thanks Boss.............. have been looking forward to this release............

So COOL Shamus................ Anyone have an old jeep I could mod.............