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Jade, is that you? I know spelling isnt your strong suit Miss Goody, so I thought I would ask!!!

It's all a load of crap, Channel 4 are probably wetting themselves with excitement over this. It's just what they wanted when they put that uneducated bunch of ignorant oafs in there with somebody from a diffrent culture that they didnt have a hope in hell of understanding. Big Brother always has been and always will be about bullying and victimisation of individuals by a higher authority(BB) and the sooner it is banned from the airwaves the better, and dont give me that crap about the early series' being a "social experiment", it truly is the worst kind of Soma for the Gammas!!! If Shilpa had any sense she would walk out and go home, she doesnt need the exposure so much that she would put up with that shit does she??!! Actually, Shilpa is quite fit though!

Happy birthday mate!! (Now, do you see the advantage of using a crap happy birthday gif? Nobody pinches it!!!! )

Happy birthday mate!! (You lads really need to get yourself some new happy birthday gifs, you wouldnt find me using the same one all the time!!! )

Have a good one mate!

I should have asked for more, you paid up so easily!!! =)) =))

You only have to worry when lfc asks how much for a rough shag!!! Boy are you in trouble then!!!! (Check my profile if you dont beleive me!!! )

Not sure it would run on a ZX Spectrum anyway, unless it could support cassette tape recording.......

Have a good one mate!!!

Not in the Royal Navy, I am reliably informed. And I never endured anything like "soggy biscuit" at the public school I attended, they are actually quite civilised places these days. Another urban legend I think.......

Ah, thats right. He was a real person!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Neil_Milne_Johnstone

Paul Neil Milne Johnstone, I think. It had to be changed for some reason but I cant remember why..........

I kind of liked Nancy Millstone-Jennings' work "The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occassionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool’s mire. They also smelt a great deal."

I thought you said Vogon!!!

Yeah, she does so that...........

Did she fall asleep during the first one???

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