[Webmasters who didn't think when they registered their URL]

Imagine the email addys at powergenitalia.com ?

 

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[Best Resignation Letter Ever Written]

It's kinda unfair when you can't write a leeter like that to sack someone though. There have been many times that I would have wanted to.

 

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[GOOD GOD! LITERALLY!]

What about these quotes?

 

"Can you handle it" - corny sure can!

"and actually leave you ...wanting more" d'oh!

 

Check out the position of the chick's feet.

 

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[A Man Goes to a Dentist]

GROAN

 

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[Removed]

@MJ - Didja get yer stuff? Or was that removed, too?

 

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[Former Village People cop on America's Most Wanted!]

A feather in their cap" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

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[Local man burning trash falls asleep into the fire!]

Maybe it was Kaintuck Kirk who caused them

 

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[polopony]

Sorry I missed the big day Polo. HB and hope it was a good one.

 

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[Sports goods shop shut down for renting sex dolls]

I thought that was your favourite shop in the Valley Shamus!

 

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[Computer Fun]

OT - what did LUK! edit out of the first post?

 

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[forums...]

The pic sure gave me a jolt

 

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[Brokeback Mountain]

Good for afew laughs MJ.

 

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[My ave]

It's a good idea though! =)) =))

 

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[Australia]

Money isn't everything........

 

But it's way out in front of whatever is in second place

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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[Buying a Pair of Pants]

I have learned to run in and run out, cause you never know when its gonna hit ya! lmao

You sayin you got the runs?

 

Again?

 

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[Buying a Pair of Pants]

Note - she never makes it to The Gap.

 

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[Only in Shamus's State]

@dbminter

 

All 3 and a lot lot more.

 

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[Only in Shamus's State]

Stupid fookin self-important fascist cop.

 

Let her go!

 

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[Only in Shamus's State]

I just saw this on TV. Seems the skool district is very badly planned. I'm not sure of the safety implications - no doubt firey will get int my ear about this too - but c'mon...leading her away in handcuffs in front of her and lotsa other kids? Cos she was nasty to the cops? getoutahere!

 

The judge orta throw it right outa court.

 

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[Only in Shamus's State]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17952075-1248,00.html

 

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Okay, explain this one to me...]

I think what they're saying db is that volume was up by about 9% but prices, on average, fell by 11% making total revenue down by a couple of %.

 

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[Free pie and chips?]

Grotesque db!

 

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[Free pie and chips?]

Here, a pie is a meat pie. Made from the shittiest, lowest quality crap you can find. Basically meat filling a pastry. A bit bigger than the size of your hand.

 

When we go to the footy, we can't get enuff of them. No trendy pizzas for us. Give us a pie!!!

 

Then just add chips (fat french fries but not as fat as "potato wedges"). Drown them both in tomato sauce (you'll know it as Ketchup) and eat yourself to death.

 

Oh yeah - add a few beers while yer at it.

 

http://www.upfromaustralia.com/4n20meatpies.html

 

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[The Talking Dog]

=))=))

 

A real bellylaugh on that one MJ.

 

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[A Top 11 List]

I used to love my C64. Still got it somewhere.

 

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