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...or wear really dark sun glasses...

...a real head fcuk...

Cool! Its the subtly I like...

I don't believe it! LUK! got in first. Bet he feels really happy about that. I guess speed is everything Donta, especially when it comes to buying burners... Could somebody interpret the scans please...

Old viagra jokes...here's another... that's gotta hurt...

Charlie Sheen took a whole box of viagra by mistake Ended up with a knob you could ski down. Had a Google around for a pic - not a pleasant experience I can tell you. I thought it was funny, but Red Dwarf did it better years before. (season 8?) Gotta change that picture...

Thanks guys - all good points. To be honest I wanted to be the first kid on the block with 20x. You blokes beating me to it whats putting me off...

Good point Dunno what to do now...I was all ready to get one and now its kinda fizzled out. Feels like coitus interruptus...

But be careful...did you see Scary Movie 4?

Poor choice of words...forgot where I was Guess the media will follow as the drive speeds are pushed up...

Dammit - while we're yacking on threads Donta's slipped in and bought one. Next time I'll post after I get it...

Yeah I second that...why does it go down so much? Happy Birthday Volvo...never owned one, but I've been overtaken by loads. I think it said on the board you were 99, so well done for that. Hope I'm still posting at that age. Telegram from the Queen next time Something to think about... March 2007 PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 20) Your March Forecast: When astrologers talk about Pisces, they become like painters trying to create a colourful picture with only one pot of purple paint. They twitter on about the 'dreamy', 'poetic' 'idealistic' nature of your sign. On the rare occasion they remember to credit you with common sense, they grudgingly describe it as 'intuitive'. They imply that your wisest choices are made more by luck than judgement. They forget that Einstein was a Piscean. He may well have had a creative side to his personality but he was a powerful, rational thinker too. Neptune and Saturn, this month, suggest you've got a tough choice to make. And you're about to get it brilliantly right.

Thought they'd be cheaper online...but what about the burners as burners?

Hi All, Been down PCWorld looking at the LiteOn 20x burners. ?35 for the internal, ?50 for the external. Anybody any thoughts?...

Ouch! Seems a good ask to me...I've often thought the man in charge had a master plan...

Yeah, no argument here. Perhaps if they're reading this they could send you a PM...

Thanks Shamus I'm touched, but its no good trying to talk me out of it. I want to do it like in the Saw films - anybody got a hacksaw?...

Ladies? Sorry Polo they're a couple of post-op trannies... Ps. I got better.

Sorry Shamus I feel like I've let you down and can not live with the shame. I must commit sepuku at once. Goodbye cruel world...

yes, no, maybe and perhaps should cover it...

Ah yes suction power, the ladies love that...

well look where it is...may not even touch the sides...

Hope that plungers big enough...

Unless the link has been trojaned