Altercuno

A turdy job? I think your equipments here kev...

Toilet Internet Service Provider? Taking the TISP don't you think?

Its something jack likes people to do when he's dressed as a cyberman. Thought he was over that...

Lightning strikes yet again! Thanks LUK!

Well you could give her one of these

Its like being at the office? I thought the whole idea behind BluRay & HD, other than to try and stop all the copying, was to have enough content to fill up these big screen TV's.

Yeah, depressingly good points Shamus. Having the ps3 phone home sounds familiar. Don't windows do it with its validation tool?

Christ 5 days old and faulty, what a bitch. Dunno the access code, sorry.

Or stick them under your shirt and tell her following your op she's to call you Gloria. Or say that's all that's left of an ex-girlfriend following her motorbike accident.

And exploding laptop batteries and Nintendo having them by the shorts. Not much sympathy for Sony around the internet though, especially after lik sang & cloaked root kits. I agree with lfc though, they are a hard company to walk away from game wise.

Good points lfc Launch titles are usually rubbish... We're paying a lot more for a ps3 with emulation...Sony won't win many friends like that... Wait and see what happens...or maybe go with a 360... As to which format will win...? The looser will be the one I buy...never have any luck like that...

...well ok then, but I get to wear the spider-man suit... Check this out...booby balls for stress relief and to give to friends... ...give to friends?... Here you are mate, I've got you a present...its a pair of plastic tits...great

Michelle? You've given it a name??? lfc please don't give donta any ideas...all afternoon I've been getting pm's with him going on about what he would like to do to me while dressed as Spider-Man using swarfega and rubber gloves...

I wouldn't do the dishes either if I had you humping me all day and never took me out...at least the bloke above took his to the beach...

...helps perk you up in the morning...

I didn't want to set you all off with talk about soft, well lubricated, vaginal lips...excuse me, be back soon... Ah that's better... Dunno what to make of this, they are so life-like. Whats gonna happen when they are virtual and robotic? Glad I wasn't on the beach that day...

Then its back to mail order and Olga from the Volga...or Virgina from China... Personally I would go with the dolls...it would work out cheaper in the long run, no disease or pregnancy and no nagging...

I agree 100% with the first post and would like to add my thanks for all the work done on the forum by LUK! and the Beta Team as well, which had been going on for many years. It takes guts to do what you have done .

So much to choose from... A full doll costs $6,499. Thats to my custom built specification...plum red lips, extra large breasts, extra eye makeup and fully upholstered interior. Clothes are extra... You can buy just the torso on its own...or breasts on their own. Reminds me of women over 40...they don't yell, don't tell, are as grateful as hell and never say no...

Thanks for the link lfc...I may not be posting for a while...

You mean like this...

Christ, the stuff you didn't know you didn't know. I thought you were talking about JR from Dallas . Never really watched it but I don't remember anybody saying he lifted shirts... Might check out Julia for the eye candy thread later...

Iron my shirt, bitch...brilliant ...and where's my effing dinner? Didn't get the JR thing...was he a Kimber doll?

That's no crocodile that's a pink-tongued skink (there's one!)

The women look hot in the pics on the websites, but who knows what Olga from the Volga will look like when you get out there...a shotputter on steroids who admires her muscles in the mirror in the morning when shes having a shave perhaps? The whole thing fascinates me. The underlying theme of sex for money/visas is totally ignored while the men seem to go off in some romantic stupor about meeting the girl of their dreams. No wonder its full of scams and internet blacklists. Women email their intended saying...Oh Honey, I need ?/$3000 by return of post so I can bribe a local official to get a visa so we can be together and you can get your leg over. Then Honey sends the dosh and guess what? He never hears from his one, true love again. Another entry in Ripley's Believe it or not. Your right about Latin women, very nice, and what about other places - you can have them post out a woman from Japan. Japan? Wouldn't have thought that was a desperate place to get out of... As you say polo a lot of people badmouth the US, (and the UK), but will do almost anything to get in the place...(you live in palm beach? You lucky dog...wanna swop?) My sig pic is from the soon to be released, (here at least), Grindhouse. Looks cool.